Coldplay’s Chris Martin gets chased through the crowd during “Fix You” for the Sound Relief benefit concert at the Sydney Cricket Ground.

I think he’s that good a melodist, but he’s a wanker.

Bono on Coldplay’s Chris Martin.

Fuck Bono, don’t apologise. It’s one of the few things that you have said that isn’t total bullshit.

Coldplay, how you broke my heart.

I’m watching the Sydney Coldplay concert filmed in 2003 on ABC2. It was one of the first concerts I went to at the Horden.

I remember how much I loved the band, particularly when Parachutes came out. I also remember how much I despised X&Y when it came out and blamed it all on Gwyneth “Yoko” Paltrow.

Ah, memories.